Friday, January 30, 2009

Superbowl XLIII

Ladies and Gents, even your President (and VP) knows who's going to win this year's Superbowl. That's right, the Pittsburgh Steelers *rawh! (in one person doing roaring crowd noise)* Hands down they are the better team. I may have lived in Tucson for like 10 yrs, but I will ALWAYS be a Steelers fan. Christ, nobody even knew who the Cardinals were before the upset over the Panthers. They got to the big game by luck, but they're going to need a huge amount of skill to beat the best team in the NFL. I do not think the entire Arizona team can depend on their QB, Edgerin James (and someone please smack his mother for the name she gave him), and Fitzgerald. Polamalu is going to be all over Fitzgerald's ass like white on rice- he ain't gonna be catching too many touchdown passes, if any at all. We're going to send the Cardinals home injured and crying. The greatest moment of Steelers fan glory for me will be when we win the game and Kurt Warner's scraggly old unshaven face will have tears coming down, thinking about how he'll probably never get another opportunity at winning a Superbowl ring before he's too old to play anymore. The Boyfriend thinks I'm a little psychotic. He wants them to play a good honest, mostly injury free game, and have the Steelers win. He is obviously a Steelers fan because A)he's smart B) he doesn't want to sleep on the couch C) he doesn't want to get beat up by his girlfriend. It's good to date a man with brains. But a real Steelers fan like me expects nothing but TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!! The Cardinals are going down, and I will happily be watching their downfall on my boss's big new flat screen HDTV. Sunday couldn't get here fast enough, baby!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, it's not just kick them when they are down, it's slap them around a little, then knock them down, THEN kick them when they are down?

I knew I liked you.