I Want These Guys For President

Yesterday in NYC, two window installers needed to be rescued from a building 70 stories up. While waiting for the fire dept to come to their aid, one of the dudes called his Mom to wish her happy birthday. According to the msnbc article, the men were described as behaving very calmly. Dudes were 70 stories up, dangling in the wind and so chill they just waited calmly while smoking cigarettes. Once they were rescued, they went back and fixed the window that was broken in order to rescue them. That is the kind of person you want in the White House. They remain chill when there's a crisis, smoke a pack, danger is averted, then back to business as usual. Awesome.